Every platform has its own peculiarity. Facebook does. And this article will keep you glued on the categories of people you meet on Facebook. And you will be able to relate well.
1. The Jollof Rice
These category of people are such that are loved by everyone. They are good in everyone’s eyes. Their timelines are always full of tags, mentions, check-ins, appreciation notes and what have you. When you check them out too, you fall most likely too.
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2. The Coffee type
You hear and read about them almost everywhere, every time. Everyone is talking about them. Everyone claims to love them. But then, you get to know them, and wonder if that’s all. You just do know understand why there is so much fuss about them. But then, you just have to keep your thoughts to yourself. Everyone does too.
3. The Monitoring Spirits
When your parents tell you to beware of strangers or gifts, this category are the reason. You will be right to classify them as real life pedophiles. They do not have much going on on their timelines. Their profiles sometimes do not even carry their true identities. They are on Facebook as you do, just for one reason – to creep on others.
4. The Red Wines
Meet them on first occasion, and you feel like spitting them out. But when you manage to keep them around, you slowly become addicted. Slowly, everyone fall in love with them.
5. The Proud Parent
These category often have similar kinds of Facebook pictures. Their children are always doing well in school. They may also be Facebook dads or moms to friends they may never have met. They are also people who regularly update their statuses with stories around their family accomplishments, that you feel like having your own family. This may be your mom, your Facebook mom or your mom’s friend. Hehehe…
6. The Angels
These category often appear invisible. They often do not appear anywhere. You would have been right to say they do not exist. But then, the few who know them, know them as great friends. Angel is perfect.
7. The I-Think-Facebook-Is-Twitter People
These type of people constantly post every minor happenings throughout their day with friends who more-or-less do not care.
8. Fresh Water
These kind do not have crowded timelines or receive enough deserving accolades for their works, but then, they are amazing at what they do. You really wish everyone could see this just as you.
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9. The Ankara
These are everybody’s friends. These category are known and loved. But you just can’t pinpoint why. And then, they are nothing on their own.
10. The Speed Darlingtons
These kind have issues with everybody. I mean, everybody has issues with them. The are not loved. But then, people stalk them to see what they are up to, either to laugh hard or cringe.
11. The Preacher
If something happens anywhere in the world, these category will like to share their view of it. May times you can easily guess what they have to say over certain issues because of they bias and stereotyped view of life. Everyone sees them, but very very few cares
12. The Sales Persons
Finally on this list, are the set of people who will not make a real story without letting you know about a product or service that is become a fad. They are for the money. They are the real hustlers.
Which type are you? Share more if you feel inspired.
