Club owner, Pretty Mike has something for couples and all those who would like to do a little bit wilder love-making in Lagos. He shared 10 places you can have hot sex in Lagos.
It looks like Pretty Mike posted from his wealth of experience as he dished out 10 hot places in Lagos.
According to Mike, the 3rd mainland bridge is one of the hottest spots in Lagos to allow some sexual acts pass.
In his own words:
“I live in a city where sex is more traditional than Adventurous, so allow me to be the devils advocate and give you 10 Spots to do the nasty Pls don’t get caught ooh.”
Here Are The 10 Places You Can Have Hot Sex In Lagos
1. 3rd mainland bridge:
Take a drive 2-3am. Park. Step out of the car and give it to her quickly while she is over looking the water. 2 mins is enough for this exercise, otherwise you and the area boys will have to be sharing her that night. You do not want this to happen.
2. Eko Hotel:
At AyLive/UsheBeBe/Ajebo’s show. Just take her out to the parking lot. Make sure she isn’t wearing any panties. Then find a coded spot in-between cars and just drive your cassava into her, before the show is over. Hehehe…
3. At the beach:
Stop by a moist lounge and have a bottle of martell on a Sunday night. Then walk toward G12 bar; at the back towards the restroom. Ladies should please put on something free. Let some breeze blow you down there, while Oga drives inside you like a wild dog.
4. On the stairs:
At Cubana building on a Friday. While partying at Pablo the club downstairs, just take her upstairs toward Grind lounge. Then start giving it to her step by step till you get to the door step of the Lounge. Then repeat it on your way down “remember you have a good 5 min window before anyone comes looking for u.”
Afterthought: But this Pretty Mike can be wild sha…sex while walking up a staircase? As in?
5: Pinnock BeachEstate:
This is a private estate where you have to call the security guys to allow you in. So try calling Emma baggie, Taiwo or Ebuka. Once you are in, look out for one of those uncompleted buildings in there and just drop it on your girl raw. You do not necessarily have to be in a haste.
6. Unilag:
Take yourself down memory lane. Be Creative and do something wild on a college Campus. Many people harness this, and you should try it out if you haven’t.
7. Film House cinema:
Go watch a Movie with bae. When the movie is over and most people are gone, try do a quickie with her. It should set a wild tone for the next round at home.
8. On a plane:
Where you decide to have it done, depends on bad and crazy you want the experience to be but then….toilet is a goal!
9. Buzz Bar/BayRock:
These clubs are both the darkest clubs in Lagos. There are enough spaces to harness here. Just find your own coded spot and grind on your partner slowly. If you think you are wild enough you may choose to go down to the floor!
10. Quilox Niteclub:
After some champagne down in your system, walk your girl toward the back gate and take a right turn toward the mechanic shop. Just Hump her right there. Before the car park guys will understand exactly what’s going on, you should be over.
